I tried to get Edward to love me, but he was in love with some Bella chick. So I got set up with Walter, and we have been together since we both got bit in 1976.
You definitely look the best!!! You look just like one from twilight... you scare me sometimes. Oh- I tried really hard to talk Keia out of being Cinderella, no dice. Oh and I freaking love this Beyonce song and I freaking love you!!!
"Mom these underwear are too tight, my bum puffy is sticking out!" She said thiswhen she had her underwear on sideways and her little cheek was hangin out
"I don't like school Dad, it gives me a headache!" Age 3.
Me,"I'm so excited Santa's gonna bring you a dollhouse!" Tori,"Why, mom?" Me,"Because it will be so fun." Tori,"Because then I won't bother you anymore cause I'll be playing with it?"
Tori,"I don't want to be small I want to big, mom. I want to be like 19 years old. And I won't even turn into a boy when I grow up." Me,"Of course you won't turn into a boy, that doesn't happen." Tori,"I know I was just telling you so you would know."
Tori,"Oh man, that sucks!" Me, calmly,"Tori that isn't a very nice word, where did you learn that?" Tori, hesistantly,"From you."
Tori,"You are the best mom I've ever had in my entire life!"
We have been married for 9 years and as you can tell time has not changed us.
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You guys are scary.
You definitely look the best!!! You look just like one from twilight... you scare me sometimes. Oh- I tried really hard to talk Keia out of being Cinderella, no dice. Oh and I freaking love this Beyonce song and I freaking love you!!!
You are the weirdest girl I know...and I LOVE it!
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