This is Tori in line waiting to see Santa. Tori was so excited to see Santa that the couple in front of us let her cut. She kept running ahead in the line and saying, "is it my turn now?" and she kept jumping up and down with a huge smile on her face. I noticed when I sat her on his lap that Santa smelled like he needed a bath. After she was done telling him what she wanted she didn't understand why she didn't get her presents because she had just told him she wanted a big bear and make-up. When we were walking to the car I said isn't santa nice?" And Tori said," Yes, but he smelled stinky."
OK, just to let you know, our Santa smells too! He smells like cigarette smoke and has been known over the years to smell like alcohol also. Where do they find these guys? Love that Tori picked up on it and waited to say anything until ya'll were away from poor old Santa. Maybe he needs some soap in his stocking!
Poor girl! In the picts, it's hard to tell if she's nervous or trying to dodge Santa stench. I would agree with others, it seems he always stinks. Shouldn't he smell like candy canes or cinnamon or wood (from the workshop of coarse) or something?
"Mom these underwear are too tight, my bum puffy is sticking out!" She said thiswhen she had her underwear on sideways and her little cheek was hangin out
"I don't like school Dad, it gives me a headache!" Age 3.
Me,"I'm so excited Santa's gonna bring you a dollhouse!" Tori,"Why, mom?" Me,"Because it will be so fun." Tori,"Because then I won't bother you anymore cause I'll be playing with it?"
Tori,"I don't want to be small I want to big, mom. I want to be like 19 years old. And I won't even turn into a boy when I grow up." Me,"Of course you won't turn into a boy, that doesn't happen." Tori,"I know I was just telling you so you would know."
Tori,"Oh man, that sucks!" Me, calmly,"Tori that isn't a very nice word, where did you learn that?" Tori, hesistantly,"From you."
Tori,"You are the best mom I've ever had in my entire life!"
We have been married for 9 years and as you can tell time has not changed us.
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That is sooooo funny! OK, so I'm really jelous of your super cute blog, should I attempt another template? I'm scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, just to let you know, our Santa smells too! He smells like cigarette smoke and has been known over the years to smell like alcohol also. Where do they find these guys? Love that Tori picked up on it and waited to say anything until ya'll were away from poor old Santa. Maybe he needs some soap in his stocking!
That is too funny! I can just see her expecting to get her gifts right then. And where DO they find these guys??
She is so funny! I love her. We had a drunk Santa one time- Bad.
shes so cute. haha umm those are my pyscho dogs upside down.
i am laughing so hard. that beats my cajun tabasco t-shirt wearing santa. did you get my email from kris? tell her to send if she didn't.
I LOVE little kid comments! It seriously is what keep me going! And I love her super big smile picture! She is so dang cute!
That is too cute!! Santa does seem to always have bad breath- or they smell like a mint. Tori is so so cute!! I can't wait to see your girls!!
Poor girl! In the picts, it's hard to tell if she's nervous or trying to dodge Santa stench. I would agree with others, it seems he always stinks. Shouldn't he smell like candy canes or cinnamon or wood (from the workshop of coarse) or something?
Your blog is soo cute!! Mine & Kodi's need some serious work!
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